Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Transcribed by Louise Tammemagi

F#m                     D
   Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
     E                   D                     F#m
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
                     D  
Good, good now we're making some progress
     E                 D                    F#m
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
      D        E                   D                        F#m
And I believe, this may call for a proper introduction, and well
          D    E                      D                  F#m
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?


CHORUS:
E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A             E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
D        E       F#m                       
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.
x2


  F#m               D
Applause, applause, no wait, wait
     E                          D
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make:
   F#m                              D
It seems the artists these days are not who you think,
         E                       D
So we'll pick back up on that on another page.


F#m      D        E                   D                        F#m
   And I believe, this may call for a proper introduction, and well,
          D    E                    D                F#m
Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue?


CHORUS:
E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A             E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
D        E       F#m                       
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.
x2


BRIDGE:
F#m                  D
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen,
A                    E
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen,
F#m                  D
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen,
A                    E
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up!


CHORUS:
E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A             E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
D        E       F#m                       
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A             E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
D        E       F#m
I aim to be your eyes...

F#m         D
La dada, da dada da da da,
F#m               palm mute
La da da da daaa, (uhuh uh)
F#m         D
La dada, da dada da da da,
F#m          D       F#m
La da da, da dada da daaaa...(let ring).