My first post, so I welcome corrections! capo on the first fret. c (x3101x@1) cOh (x3101x@1)the Mermaid of Ontario c (x3101x@1) gHad (355333@1)long green stringy hair-io c (x3101x@1) fAnd (133111@1)a seaweed gown to wear-io g (355333@1) cBut (x3101x@1)she had no one to marry-o f (133111@1)g (355333@1)name="chord_x3101x@1">c Later verses are the same as first verse. And the Mermaid of Ontario Loved a big mouth bass named Larry-o Who lived in lake St. Claire-io Underneath the St. Claire ferry-o f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c (x3101x@1)So the Mermaid of Ontario Sent a goldfish emissary-o To ask that bass named Larry-o If he would consent to marry-o f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c (x3101x@1)Oh no no no said Larry-o My life I would not share-io I'd rather play solitarie-io Or read a book from the fish library-o f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) Or sit around in my underwear-io f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) And before I'd marry you, I'd marry-o A guernsey cow from the dairy-o Or eat a poison berry-o And wind up as a fish with dysentery-io f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c (x3101x@1)slower (strumming) f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) For the Mermaid of Ontario, it was more than she could bear-io So she cried for a day and she swam away with a yuppy little guppy named Gary-o f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) Now their a happy pair-io Cuz he's a millionaire-io In his yacht neath Lake Ontario They cuddled in a cozy little chair-io f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c (x3101x@1)And listened to his underwater stereo f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) And that big mouth bass named Larry-o Did marry a cow from the dairy-o And she fed him a poison berry-o And he wound up in the fishes cemetary-o f (133111@1)name="chord_355333@1">g c(2x) (x3101x@1) And that's the whole scenario. Out