Hey Janet Yes, Brad I've got something to say Uh huh I really loved the skillful way You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet Oh, Brad Brad C Em F G The river was deep but I swam it, Janet C Em F G The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet C Em F G So please don't tell me to can it, Janet C Em I've one thing to say and that's F G Damn it, Janet, I love you C Em Am The road was long but I ran it, Janet C Em Am There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet C Em Am If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet C Em I've one thing to say and that's Am F Bb G Damn it, Janet, I love you F G7 C C7 Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker F G7 C C7 There's three ways that love can grow F G7 C Am That's good, bad, or mediocre F G7 Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so Janet C Em Am Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad C Em Am Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad C Em Am That you've met Mom and you know Dad, C Oh, Brad Em Am G I'm mad, for you too Janet F G Oh, Brad Brad C Oh damn it Janet F G I'm mad Brad C Oh, Janet Janet F G For you Brad C Am I love you too Both F G7 There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo Brad C Em Am And that's go see the man who began it, Janet C Em Am When we met in his science exam-it, Janet C Em Am Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet C Em Now I've one thing to say and that's Am F Bb G Damn it, Janet, I love you Brad F G Damn it, Janet Janet F G Oh, Brad, I'm mad Brad F G Damn it, Janet Both C I love you