Planet, Schmanet, Janet
from The Rocky Horror Picture Show


Intro: D - Bm
       D - Bm
       D - Bm
Bm                D       Bm             D
    I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
Bm               D       Bm       D
    You'd better wise up    Janet Weiss.
Bm                D  Bm              D
    Your apple pie   don't taste too nice
Bm                    D  Bm        D
    You'd better wise up,    Janet Weiss

    A                     D
    I've laid the seed it should be all you need
    Bm
    You're as sensual as a pencil,
    Wound up like an E or a first string
    G                                    A
    When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
 
              D            Bm        D
    You got a block? Well, take my advice
Bm                  D   Bm        D      Bm
    You better wise up      Janet Weiss.
    A              D
    The transducer will seduce ya.

    (My feet! I can't move my feet!)
    (My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!)
    (It's as if we're glued to the spot!)
    (You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!)
    (We're trapped!)

     Bm
     It's something you'll get used to -
     G                         A
     A mental mind fuck can be nice.

    (You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic
     transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory
     physio-molecular     transport device?)
    (You mean...?)
    (Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite
     some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting
     it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
     projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!)
    (You mean he's going to send us to another planet?)

    D       Bm        D
    Planet, schmanet, Janet!
Bm                  D  Bm       D
    You better wise up    Janet Weiss.
Bm                  D   Bm         D          Bm
    You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up

     Bm           D
    (And then she cried out...) 
    A
    STOP!
    
    G                     A      D
    Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard

    D7       G                A                 D
    You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    D7       G                A                 D
    You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    D7
    You're a hot dog...