Hey Janet
     Yes, Brad
I've got something to say
     Uh huh
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet
     Oh, Brad

Brad
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The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
C5             E5            F5        G5
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
C5               E5         F5        G5
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
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I've one thing to say and that's
F5        G5
Damn it, Janet, I love you

    C5        E5         A5
The road was long but I ran it, Janet
          C5          E5            A5
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
           C5            E5         A5
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
     C5            E5
I've one thing to say and that's
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Damn it, Janet, I love you

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Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
F5             G5                 C5  C5
There's three ways that love can grow
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That's good, bad, or mediocre
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Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so

Janet
        C5              E5        A5
Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad
C5         E5              A5
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad
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That you've met Mom and you know Dad, 
    C5
Oh, Brad
E5       A5      G5
I'm mad, for you too

Janet  
F5   G5
Oh, Brad

Brad 
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Oh damn it

Janet 
F5   G5 
I'm mad

Brad   
C5
Oh, Janet

Janet 
F5   G5 
For you

Brad  
           C5    A5
I love you too

Both   
        F5                 G5
There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo


Brad
           C5          E5        A5
And that's go see the man who began it, Janet
        C5          E5        A5
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
        C5            E5           A5
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
         C5            E5
Now I've one thing to say and that's
A5       F5      Bb5     G5
Damn it, Janet, I love you

Brad   
F5        G5 
Damn it, Janet

Janet  
F5         G5 
Oh, Brad, I'm mad

Brad  
F5        G5  
Damn it, Janet

Both
       C5    
I love you