INTRO     A    E    D

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 JABA WAKA DING DONG  SLIP SLAP SLEE

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 DIP SKIP PATTY WACK  PEE PEE GOOGLY GEE

A            E            D
 POLLY WALLY SLING SLANG  SKOO WEE DIBBLY DOO

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 WING WONG PING PONG KING KONG CHEECH AND CHONG  HOP HIP COG A GOO GOO

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 HICKORY DICKERY SLICKERY FLIP FLAP DIP SKIP TO MY LOO

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 FLIM FLAM WAM BLAM SAM BAM CUNNINGHAM WAX NOT COCHIE COCHIE COO


CHORUS

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 PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP  YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA EAT GRANDMA'S STROODLE

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 CAUSE SHE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH

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 YOU GOTTA GISH  YOU GOTTA GASH  YOU GOTTA WAX GRANDMA'S MOUSTACHE

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 AND LAY OUT HER SOCKS AND MAKE SURE THEY MATCH

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 WHOA YOU GOTTA HELP OUT YOUR GRANDMA


VERSE 2   A     E     D       A     E     D

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 SLAPPITY DAPPITY SLING  SKIZZIM SKAZZIM BING BANG BOO

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 A YEP A YAP A SNIPPITY SNAP  POLLY WALLY SKAPPY DAPPY DOO

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 PIDDLE PADDLE FIDDLE FADDLE WIDDLE WADDLE  A WEE CLUNKITY CLANG

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 A PLOP A FIZZ  A WACKITY WIZZ   CHITTY CHITTY BANG WANG LANG

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 ZIPPITY DOO DA ZIPPITY EH  UHN FA LOO PA DOO

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 A PIGGLY WIGGLY DOO DA STINKY WANKY LANKY FOO MAN CHOO


CHORUS

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 PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP  YOU GOTTA DOODLE  YOU GOTTA SHAVE GRANDMA'S POODLE

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 CAUSE GRANDMA WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU

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 YOU GOTTA LIBBY  YOU GOTTA LABBY  YOU GOTTA HUG GRANDMA EVEN THOGH SHE'S FLABBY

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 CAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW GRANDMA'S ARE PEOPLE TOO  WHOA YOU GOTTA LOVE YOUR GRANDMA


BRIDGE     A    E     D       A     E     D

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 NOW IF YOU LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF THIS SONG  

        D  
 YOU'LL KNOW THEY'RE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM HEART

A                       E       D
 NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR GRANDMA EVEN WHEN SHE RIPS A JUICY FART


CHORUS

                 A             E                 D
 AND REMEMBER TO DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE  YOU GOTTA STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR NOODLE

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 CAUSE GRANDMA SAID IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND

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 YOU GOTTA GIPPER  YOU GOTTA GIPPER  YOU GOTTA CHANGE GRANDMA'S DIAPER

A            E                           D
 AND THEN PRETEND THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T MIND

                     A               (ON THE LAST CHORD "A" STUM UP AND DOWN VIGOROUSLY)
 WHOA RESPECT TO THE GRANDMA   YEAH



      THIS IS OFF OF THE "WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" RECORD.  IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE
      TO GET THE WORDS DOWN, BUT JUST LISTEN TO IT AND YOU WILL GET IT.
                                                                        JOHN