This is the first tab I've ever done! Enjoy! This isn't the key he sings it in so yeah sorry for that. G It's Christmas time and Santa's here, Em Making the children smile Am But he's just a pedophile D So you better watch your child. G Christmas trees in every house Em Covered in shiny lights Am But they just turn brown and die, D Or set your whole house on fire Am D These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Having fun with all your friends, Am Sipping on that eggnog, Em But it just looks like jizz D All over your upper lips. G House made out of ginger bread Am Cookies like Christmas trees Em Giving ya heart disease D And type 2 diabetes. Am D These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Em I've never seen reindeer fly Am D I've never heard the sleigh bells ring G Em I've never seen a snowman come to life Am D I've never heard the angels sing Am D But I hope, and I pray G Em That maybe this Christmas day D That'll change. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em Let's just dance the night away. Am D G D This Christmas, is going my way. G Just dance with me. Thank you so much!!!!
