D                   B                    A
I guess this means we won't be partyin' at Dude's house
        G
We were really gone
        F#
Parkin' on his lawn
E
We thought his parents wouldn't be back home til dawn!
  D                   B                   A
I guess this means we won't be hangin' at Dude's house
         G
Soon the cops were there
        F#
We were throwin' chairs
     E
Some dudes got caught cuz they fell down the stairs!

  D                   B                    A
I guess this means we won't be freakin' at Dude's house
      G
Oh we had a blast
       F#
But it didn't last
   E
At least I got the Sheriff to sign my cast!

  D                   B                   A
I guess this means we won't be jammin' at Dude's house
    D
The party got busted
  B                           A
Before his folks came back in town

D                         B                   A            A G F#
And I guess this means we won't be rockin' at Dude's house
D                         E
Every time we try to have fun...

THE MAN ALWAYS BRINGS ME DOWN!!!
(Place guitar on ground, set on fire.)

(Neither I nor ultimate-guitar.com are responsible for any burning of guitars, people,
or carpets. It was only a suggestion, any decision to set fires are completely up to you.)