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Well, I've got friends
E                    A
Indians, Whites, and Africans!
A            D 
And I've got friends
E                     A
That work in bars and play in bands


My rock & roll friends
Will steal your chicks and wreck your van
But rock & roll friends
Know what it takes to be a man.

And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in

And rock & roll friends
Do each other's taxes and
The rock and roll plan
Is to be as cool as you can

And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in
And rock & roll friends
Check each other's books back in

And Rock & Roll Dan's got a 50-foot mustache I can't stand.