transcribed by Gary Snegaroff

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D-#5B=xx0102

The (Fm ) that appears in the chorus is optional for the second chorus.
Squeeze has played it that way live, so I included it.

For the final verse, don't play the A for the first four lines. Just play the
Dm.
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D5    A5       D5
Funny words I cannot read

D5        A5           D5
Trams and boats where Strauss is street

D5    A5       D5
Milky way and far out looks

D5      A5        D5
On your bike and Anne Frank books

G5
Down the disco it's clockworktime

E5                  Eb5       D5   C#5
Where's the humour where am I - I

         C5
Oh this, world's got smaller

    F5               ( F5 )
I'm shaking lots of hands

C5
Saying lots of things

     F5           ( F5 )
That no one understands

        C5
You can shake my tree

        F5         ( F5 )
But you won't get me

D5
Where am I

D-#5B5                              D5
I think I'm go go, go go, go go....go go


Liquor stores and rodeos
P I X and rock and roll
The freckled face the thin and fat
The drive-in films and drive-in macs
Strip and porno neon signs
Where's the building where am I

CHORUS

Buckingham Palace trains all late
Funny little men all out in the rain
Car front deals and after pubs
Tenth year plays and seedy clubs
And iffy people don't seem to mind
Where's the action where am I

CHORUS