Dumb Ways to Die - Tangerine Kitty E------------3-----------3------| B------------1-----------1------| G-------------------------------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse) D-------------------0h3---------| A------0h3----------------------| E-------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait CHORUS C (x32010@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am (x02210@1) EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die F (133211@1) --- G (320003@1) FSo (133211@1)many dumb ways to die C (x32010@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am (x02210@1) EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die F (133211@1) G (320003@1) So many dumb ways to die END OF CHORUS Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue (Pause) 'I wonder what this red button will do' (Dont Play on this line) CHORUS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GDress (320003@1)up like a moose during hunting season C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) Stand on the edge of a train station platform F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) Run across the tracks between the platforms F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) They may not rhyme but they quite possibly ENDING CHORUS C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmThe (x02210@1)dumbest ways to die F (133211@1) G (320003@1) AmThe (x02210@1)dumbest ways to die C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmDumbest (x02210@1)ways to die FSo (133211@1)many dumb G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die
