Dumb Ways To Die **************** C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) e-----------0-----------1------| B-----------1-----------1------| G---------0---0-------2---2----| (Repeat throughout the verses) D------------------3-----------| A------3-----------------------| E------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait CHORUS C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) CDumb (x32010@1)ways to die F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) FSo (133211@1)many dumb ways to die C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do' CHORUS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) F (133211@1) GDress (320003@1)up like a moose during hunting season F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) FDisturb (133211@1)a nest of wasps for no good reason G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) Stand on the edge of a train station platform G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)Run across the tracks between the platforms F (133211@1) GThey (320003@1)may not rhyme but they quite possibly C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die... F (133211@1) So many dumb F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die >Might not be accurate, but works for me ^.^' >Transcribed by Lusi (lusimail[at]gmail[dot]com)