This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic intro riff, everything else will come together. I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole. Skit: Tempo = 80 [spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That's it. Okay. G7 (320001@1) C7 (x32310@1) A7 (x02020@1) E||------------------|--1----------------|--0----------------|--0----------------| B||------------------|--0----------------|--1----------------|--2----------------| G||------------------|--0----------------|--3----------------|--0----------------| D||------------------|--0----------------|--2----------------|--2----------------| A||------------------|--2----------------|--3----------------|--0----------------| E||------------------|--3----------------|-------------------|-------------------| Intro: Tempo = 100 ----------------------------|----------------------------|--------------------------| ----------------------------|-----1-----1----------------|--------------------------| --------3b--0-0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0---|--------3b--0-3b-0--------| --------0-------0-------0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0-0-|--------0-----0--0----0-0-| ------------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3-------------|----------------------0-0-| --3--3----------------------|----------------------------|--3--3--------------------| -----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------| -----1------1----------|--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------| --2--0------0----------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--| --3--3--0-0-2----------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--| --3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------| -----------------------|--3--3--------------------|---------------------------| Verse One I love you baby ---------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| ---------------------------|-----1------1----------|--------------------------| ---------------------------|--2--0------0----------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------| ------------------------0--|--3--3--0-0-2----------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-| -----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-| --3------------------3-----|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------| but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage Your buttcheeks is warm ---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------| -----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------| --2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------| --3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------| --3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------| ---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------| I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform --------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| --------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------| --------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------| --------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--| ----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--| --3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----| Now get it on [Staccato these notes] -----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------| -----1------1----------|--11---11---11---11---11----|------------------------------------------| --2--0------0----------|--12---12---12---12---12----|--14--12--10--9h10p9h10p9-----------------| --3--3--0-0-2----------|----------------------------|---------------------------10--8h10p8-----| --3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------------|--------------------------------------10--| -----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------| Verse Two I see you walking -----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| -----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| ------------9b---------------|-----------------------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------| ---------8------------8--10--|----12--10--8r---------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-| ----8h10---------8h10--------|-----------------------|----------------------0-0-| -----------------------------|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------| but all I can think about is Dianetics Your buttcheeks is warm ---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------| -----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------| --2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------| --3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------| --3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------| ---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------| I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform --------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| --------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------| --------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------| --------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--| ----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--| --3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----| Now I've been set loose-ah Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on! I'm shooting my juice-ah ----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------| -----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------| --2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------| --3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------| --3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------| ----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------| [Staccato these notes] Now get it on ----------------------------------|-------------------------------------| --11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--|-------------------------------------| --12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|--14--12--10--9h10p9-----------------| ----------------------------------|----------------------10--8h10p8-----| ----------------------------------|---------------------------------10--| ----------------------------------|-------------------------------------| Get it on -----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| -----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| ------------9r---------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| ---------8-----------8h10p8--|-----------------------|--------------------------| ----8h10---------10----------|--8--8-----------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--| -----------------------------|--------11--8----------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----| --------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------| Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics junior much better indeed --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----| And all the people hear you tremendous --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----| --------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------| And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG Alright --------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------| --------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------| --------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|---------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----| Oh yeah! Alright Oh my God ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----| ---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------| All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah) Come on your motherfuckers say aprayer (x02210@1)(prayer) When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair) ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----| You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker You know what time it is! ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| ---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| --3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--| --3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----| ---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------| Outro Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go! E (022100@1) E (022100@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C C (x32010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G (320003@1)G (320003@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) --4----4---4-0-0-0--0--0--|--5--5--5--5--5--------|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--| --5----5---5-1-1-1--1--1--|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--| --1----1---1-0-0-0--0--0--|--2--2--2--2--2--------|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--| -------------2-2-2--2--2--|-----------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--| --2----2---2-3-3-3--3--3--|-----------------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--| --0----0---0--------------|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--3----3--3-3--------------| E (022100@1) E (022100@1)E (022100@1)name="chord_022100@1">E F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G (320003@1)G (320003@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) E (022100@1) E (022100@1)E (022100@1)name="chord_022100@1">E F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) --4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--| --5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--| --1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--| ---------------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------| --2----2--2-2--------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------| --0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--| G (320003@1) G (320003@1)G (320003@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) E (022100@1) E (022100@1)E (022100@1)name="chord_022100@1">E F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1) --3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--| --0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--| --0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--| --0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--| --2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--| --3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--| End: [JB:] Dude, that was TNT. G (320003@1) [NH] --3-----------------|------------------|| --3--------5--------|------------------|| --0--------5--------|------------------|| --0--------5--------|------------------|| --2-----------------|------------------|| --3-----------------|------------------||