intro (keyboard arranged for guitar): cheekily pinched from Aussie folk song 'Waltzing Matilda'!

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verse 1:
G                  Am                  C             E
First and last men walk this earth but only a few survive
        G                      Am                        C                E/G#
I'm the wizard of aus and I've got it all planned for my first nuclear device
  G                       Am                        C                     E/G#
I don't really care about which way you vote cos my gerrymander works out fine
  G                            Am                  C                      E/G#
I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove to Japan for a nuclear device

nuclear device! (play: A D C E )
nuclear device! (play: A D C E )
nuclear device! (play: A D C E )

F G Bb C (x2)

   F
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate!


verse 2:
G                 Am                  C                   E/G#
Brisbane men stay home at night cos I outlawed all of the vice
        G                      Am                          C               E/G#
I'm the wizard of aus and I've rolled the streets dreaming of a nuclear device
   G                        Am                C                   E/G#
If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own and sell Australia the rice

nuclear device! (play: A D C E )
nuclear device! (play: A D C E )
nuclear device! (play: A D C E )

F G Bb C (x2)


middle 8 solo chords:
Dm C Dm C Am G Dm Am (x2)
C Am F Am C Am C Dm - C - Am - G - F - Em F Dm Am

F G Bb C (x2)

   F
If I could get lucky and secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! (x3)
At an incredible rate! (x8)

Stay on F 'til fade