intro (alternates between E and D like so):

E------- | ----------------- | 
B--9s7-- | -9p7h9p7h9p7h9p7- | 
G--9s7-- | -9p7h9p7h9p7h9p7- | 
D--9s7-- | -9p7h9p7h9p7h9p7- |  <-- repeat 2nd bar until keyboard
A------- | ----------------- |      enters
E------- | ----------------- | 


E5 B5 D5 A5 (x4) A5 G5

      A5                    G5
I can sign for one, two or three or four
    A5                    G5
Get three weeks off in a year or more
     A5                      G5
Save up and get my very own SLR

          E5     B5           D5        A5
Coz I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank


A5 G5

        A5                      G5
Can you see the bullets high velocity?
       A5                          G5
It can blow a mans arm off at the count of three
     A5
If I get my hands on one of those
    G5
I'm something to watch out for
      E5     B5           D5        A5
I can drive (drive!) my very own tank, yes I can


C5 G5 Bb5 F5 (x4, over keyboard solo)

E5  G5        D5  C5
   Yes I can!

E5 B5 D5 A5 (x4) A5 G5

      A5                     G5
Don't care whereabouts they send me now
     A5                           G5
Send picture postcards to my old mother and father
   A5                            G5
So when I get home they'll have someone to be proud of

          E5     B5           D5        A5
Coz I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank
          E5     B5           D5        A5
Yes I can drive (drive!) my very own tank

Yes I can... maim!

(repeat E B D A, and slowly descend into chaos before ending on E)