Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song Shoehorn With Teeth
Album: Lincoln

Intro: Eb Db Ab

Chorus:
           Eb(D/Eb (x43121@3)- C- (x32010@1)Bb)      EbHe (x43121@3)wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Eb (x43121@3)   Bb (x1333x@1)       Eb (x43121@3)   Bb (x1333x@1)  Ab (xx1114@1)    BbPeople (x1333x@1)should get beat up  for stating their beliefs
           Eb(D/Eb (x43121@3)- C- (x32010@1)Bb)      EbHe (x43121@3)wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
           Eb (x43121@3)  D/Eb    C (x32010@1)Bb (x1333x@1) EbBecause (x43121@3)he knows there's no such thing

Verse 1:
          AbHe (xx1114@1)asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair 
       EbBut (x43121@3)he doesn't get nervous
Ab (xx1114@1)             BbShe's (x1333x@1)not really there

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

Verse 2:
         AbTour (xx1114@1)the world in a heavy metal band
         EbBut (x43121@3)they run out of gas
    Ab (xx1114@1)            BbThe (x1333x@1)plane can never land

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up  for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

Verse 3:
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you're much too busy returning to the womb?

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up  for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing