Tabbed by Rob Bowman


Chords

  C  Gadd11  F   G  Dm  Am  G6  Fm
 | -0----------1---3--1---0--------1--
 | -1----1-----1---3--2---1--------1--
 | -0----0-----2---0--3---2--------1--
 | -2----0-----3---0--0---2----2---3--
 | -3----2-----3---2--0---0----x---3--
 | ------------1---3-----------3---1--

Intro
Am  Gadd11  C  G6  F
            Ooooohhh  yeah
Am  Gadd11  C  G6  F
          Ooooooh aaahhh
Verse
Am        Gadd11 C             G6     F
The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace
Am      Gadd11   C         G6   F
Thought it would always be like this
Am        Gadd11   C          G6        F
Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
Am    Gadd11 C         G6     F
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss

Bridge (palm muted)
Dm
But it was not to be,
Am
You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,
Dm
That skin headed gladiating fool,
G(clean, let ring)
Ten thousand odd foot of tool

Chorus
             C        G             F
Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower
      C        G             F
While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
C   G        F   Fm        Am   Gadd11 C   G6 F
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you        (Yeah yeah)

Verse
Am  Gadd11   C          G6   F
You built an empire out of romantic comedies
Am             Gadd11 C              G6 F
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally
Am              Gadd11  C              G6    F
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no
Am           Gadd11 C                  G6   F
But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me?  Ye-ah

Chorus
            C         G            F
Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah
         C   G            F
Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
C   G        F   Fm        Dm
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you

Bridge
Dm
What was it baby
Am
Was it cause he was in Vertuosity?
Dm
That shouldn't be a selling point
      Am
You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH!
Dm
How is it baby,
      Am
When he gets you in the bed?
F
All reports are
        G(let ring)
That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and  the Dead____________)

(no chords)
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower ("Diva by Gatesy!")
Cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah (bring back chords on F)

(tricky part, ending sung over top of chorus)
            C             G            F
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower
                         I'd like to bury him up to his head
      C                 G                F
While you________________ ride  on  Russel  Crowe-ah
In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget
C                              G         F   Fm                  Am
Meg______________                  Ryan,     I'm cryin'.......over you
I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.