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  Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum 
E5                             B5 
Apparently, they have the technology 
B5                 E5     E5 
To fix, the ozone hole 
                A5 
All you have to do,  
   E5                              A5 
Is shut down every factory in the world 
    E5    B5                  E5           B5 
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice 
                           E5 
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum 
 

E5                             B5 
Apparently, they have the technology 
B5                               E5       E5 
To make, a man or woman able to fly 
                A5 
All you have to do,  
             E5                                         A5 
Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings 
    E5    B5                  E5           B5 
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice 
                           E5 
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum 
E5                             B5 
Apparently, they have the technology 
B5                           E5 
To track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne 
                A5 
All you have to do,  
                E5                                         A5 
Is to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone 
    E5    B5                  E5 (let ring)  B5 (let ring) 
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice 
 E5 (let ing)                  B5 (let ring) 
Apparently, they had the technology 
   B5 (let ring)        E5 Let ring)   E5 (let ring) 
To fix, the millenium bug 
               A5 (LR)   E5 (let ring)                  A5 (let ring) 
All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all 
    E5    B5                   E5          B5 E5 
But that,  was too much of a sacrifice