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               C G11      F                   G
I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late
       C  G11           F              G
And my girly     wasn't waiting at the gate
              Am          C/G               F                 G
I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before
    Am       C/G             F                G
And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door
         Am       C/G                   F                G
A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store
     C                 G11                F         G
I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man
  C               F               G
I looked into her eyes and then I knew...

           C        F             G
I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
          C              G11             F                G
When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
            C  G11     F            G
This cuckoldation  has cuckoldified me
           C           G11            F           G
And cuckoldentally I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity
           Am           C/G        F            G
Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist
              Am           C/G                F            G   A
I should have seen, when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist

           D        G             A
I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
          D              F#m             G                A
When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
    G            D               Em               A4 - A
Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees
   G             D                   Em         A4 - A
Oh please, I reminisce on my pre-cuckishious period
              G        D                   Em          A4 - A
And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic

    G       A                D
Ahh cuck, I feel like such a cuck head
             G  A   D      A     D
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh    ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh