Am9 (x02413@1) Amin7 F (133211@1) Csus4 (x33010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
F (133211@1) Amin7 Dm9 (xx0210@1) C (x32010@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am9Comet (x02413@1)and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.
FBut (133211@1)do you recall,
F (133211@1) GThe (320003@1)least famous reindeer of all?
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GThis (320003@1)song's for you.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) GThis (320003@1)is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Dm9 (xx0210@1) GShoved (320003@1)down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.
Dm9 (xx0210@1) Am9Not (x02413@1)unlike Rudolph in that sense,
Dm9 (xx0210@1) Am9The (x02413@1)hallmarks are almost the same.
Dm9 (xx0210@1) C (x32010@1) GInstead (320003@1)of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...
G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) FFabian (133211@1)had just... a cavity.
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FNo (133211@1)nose at all,
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FJust (133211@1)a big empty space,
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GIn (320003@1)the middle of his face.
C (x32010@1) GJust (320003@1)a couple of chambers
GWhat (320003@1)are you looking at?
GD'ya (320003@1)want a piece of this?
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GThis (320003@1)song's for you.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FAbnormal (133211@1)snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.
C (x32010@1) GRudolph (320003@1)and Fabian both fell victim,
Am9 (x02413@1) Dm9 (xx0210@1) GTo (320003@1)the elves and their cost-cutting measures.
Dm9 (xx0210@1) Am9In (x02413@1)keeping their overheads down,
Dm9 (xx0210@1) Am9The (x02413@1)elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.
Dm9 (xx0210@1) C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.
G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) FSo (133211@1)Fabian had just... a cavity.
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FHis (133211@1)hooter was lacking.
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FBugger (133211@1)all schnozz!
G (320003@1) CAll (x32010@1)this because,
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FHis (133211@1)dad was also his sister.
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GWho (320003@1)he then ate.
GThis (320003@1)chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am9 (x02413@1) Em9 (022032@1) F (133211@1) CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G (320003@1) CTragic (x32010@1)but true.
DDisliked (xx0232@1)by his peers,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) AThis (x02220@1)disfigured deer was alone.
DHe (xx0232@1)watched from afar,
AAs (x02220@1)Rudolph the star,
Bm9 (x2022x@1) F#min GWould (320003@1)lead all the others back home.
Em9 (022032@1) Bm9But (x2022x@1)before you get too sympathetic,
Em9 (022032@1) Bm9There's (x2022x@1)another thing you should know.
Em9Sure, (022032@1)his nose was upsetting,
D (xx0232@1) ABut (x02220@1)reindeer are not quite that shallow.
A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1) G'Cause (320003@1)Fabian was... a tosser!
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GNot (320003@1)nice at all!
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GAn (320003@1)arrogant fool!
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AA (x02220@1)self-serving tool!
DAn (xx0232@1)absolute face-hole.
AAhhhhhhh... (x02220@1)
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Bm9 (x2022x@1) F#min G (320003@1) DFabian, (xx0232@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
A (x02220@1) DNo-one (xx0232@1)likes you!
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Bm9 (x2022x@1) F#min G (320003@1) DFabian, (xx0232@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
ASurgery (x02220@1)won't fix the vortex,
DThat (xx0232@1)is your black heart!
