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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
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Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.
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But do you recall,
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The least famous reindeer of all?
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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This song's for you.
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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This song's for you.
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This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,
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Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.
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Not unlike Rudolph in that sense,
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The hallmarks are almost the same.
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Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...
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Fabian had just... a cavity.
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No nose at all,
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Just a big empty space,
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In the middle of his face.
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Just a couple of chambers
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What are you looking at?
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D'ya want a piece of this?
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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This song's for you.
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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This song's for you.
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Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.
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Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim ,
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To the elves and their cost-cutting measures.
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In keeping their overheads down,
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The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.
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And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.
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So Fabian had just... a cavity.
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His hooter was lacking.
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Bugger all schnozz!
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All this because,
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His dad was also his sister.
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Who he then ate.
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This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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This song's for you.
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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Tragic but true.
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Disliked by his peers,
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This disfigured deer was alone.
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He watched from afar,
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As Rudolph the star,
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Would lead all the others back home.
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But before you get too sympathetic,
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There's another thing you should know.
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Sure, his nose was upsetting,
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But reindeer are not quite that shallow.
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'Cause Fabian was... a tosser!
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Not nice at all!
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An arrogant fool!
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A self-serving tool!
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An absolute face-hole.
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Ahhhhhhh...
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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No-one likes you!
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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
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Surgery won't fix the vortex,
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That is your black heart!
