Ugly Men With Beautiful Women - Tripod

Intro:
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A (x02220@1)  F#min    D (xx0232@1)       EUgly (022100@1)men with beautiful women,

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You see it...

A (x02220@1)     F#m (244222@1)       E (022100@1)   AAll (x02220@1)the time in the world today.

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Why is it...

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)   D (xx0232@1)  EUgly (022100@1)men are so attractive?

A (x02220@1)        F#mWomen (244222@1)must look...

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...deep inside.


                D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)  F#mThey (244222@1)know we're all ugly inside.

Equickly (022100@1)then mute                  A (x02220@1)  F#m'Cause (244222@1)we're all guts and stuff.

    D (xx0232@1)        EAnd (022100@1)bile ducts.

          A (x02220@1)        F#m (244222@1)    EAnd (022100@1)pancreatic juice.

AYeah. (x02220@1)
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A (x02220@1)  F#min    D (xx0232@1)       EUgly (022100@1)men with beautiful women,

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Women can...

A (x02220@1)     F#m (244222@1)       E (022100@1)   ASee (x02220@1)right past, the ugly men's looks

N.C.
Isn't it...

A (x02220@1)         F#m (244222@1)      D (xx0232@1)       EGood (022100@1)to know women are morally superior?

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Wouldn't it be...

A (x02220@1)        F#m (244222@1)         D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)AGood (x02220@1)if men were morally superior as well?

A (x02220@1)                        F#min
Men and women are different,

   D (xx0232@1)             EIn (022100@1)many varied ways.

A (x02220@1)   E (022100@1)  F#min
Women wear dresses,

D (xx0232@1)      EMen (022100@1)wear dresses,

   C#min    F#min
We all wear dresses,

    E (022100@1)                 AAnd (x02220@1)that's where babies come from.

DIALOGUE:
No, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be "Mr Stoppity-the-Songs", copy?
Why did you stoppity the song?
I just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from.
Oooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.
I do!
Oooh, I do!
You know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each
very much...
It's a miracle!
It's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much.
We don't do that kind of comedy.
When Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know,
know... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears
pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puff'n'Stuff record on 
it's on for young and old!
Or young and/or old, depending on the local laws.
THAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!

Song Again:

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Ugly men with beautiful women (are),

Beautiful men with ugly women.

Yeah.

Beautiful men with beautiful women,

Beautiful women with beautiful girls.

YEAH! (Very enthusiastically)

Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!

Hot young chicks who can't get enough!

          E (022100@1)      B (x2444x@1)      G#mI (133111@4)don't approve of Internet porn,

        E (022100@1)         B (x2444x@1)       G#mIt's (133111@4)so wrong, it's reprehensible.

F# (244322@1)                              E (022100@1)        And it wastes your whole day

                     BIt (x2444x@1)wastes your whole day...