The Weakerthans Plea From a Cat Named Virtue Capo 4 Intro: E A B A E EWhy (022100@1)don't you ever wanna play? AI'm (x02220@1)tired of this piece of string BYou (x2444x@1)sleep as much as I do now, A (x02220@1) Eand (022100@1)you don't eat much of anything EI (022100@1)don't know who you're talking to AI (x02220@1)made a search through every room Bbut (x2444x@1)all I found was dust that moved A (x02220@1) Ewith (022100@1)shadows of the afternoon E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)listen, about those bitter songs you sing Fmthey're (133111@1)not helping anything A (x02220@1) Ethey (022100@1)won't make you strong ESo (022100@1)we should open up the house Ainvite (x02220@1)the tabby two doors down B (x2444x@1) You could ask your sister if A (x02220@1) Eshe (022100@1)doesn't bring her basset hound EAsk (022100@1)the things you shouldn't miss Atape (x02220@1)hiss and the modern man Bcold (x2444x@1)war and card catalogues A (x02220@1) Eto (022100@1)come join us if they can EFor (022100@1)girly drinks and parlor games Awe'll (x02220@1)pass around the easy lie Bof (x2444x@1)absolutely no regrets A (x02220@1) Eand (022100@1)later maybe you could try ETo (022100@1)let your losses dangle off Athe (x02220@1)sharp edge of a century BWe'll (x2444x@1)talk about the weather A (x02220@1) Eor (022100@1)how the weather use to be E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I'll cater, with all the birds that I can kill Fm (133111@1) Alet (x02220@1)their tiny feathers fill disappointment E (022100@1) ALie (x02220@1)down, and lick the sorrow from your skin Fm (133111@1) A (x02220@1) EScratch (022100@1)the terror and begin to believe you're strong (SLOWLY) E (022100@1) AAll (x02220@1)you ever want to do is drink and watch TV E (022100@1) Afrankly (x02220@1)that thing doesn't really interest me E (022100@1) AI (x02220@1)swear I'm going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood Eif (022100@1)you don't stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating A (x02220@1) (PAUSE) since the day you brought me home E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B A (x02220@1)name="chord_022100@1">E X 2 End on EI (022100@1)know you're strong.