Intro ( G5 , B5 , A5 , G5 )

                                A5     
   I guess it's something in my brain
 D5                            G5    D5 E5
   I need whiskey to ease the pain
                         C5        
   But it's early in the morning
 D5                      G5    B5 A5 G5
   and I'm feeling bad again
                   C5         
   But if you ever loved me
 D5                      G5   D5 E5
   you'll go easy on me now
                      A5                              
   Fix me up a cup of coffee 
                             D5                       
   and in a while I'll come around
                                  A5     
   I think I'll spend the dogfood money
 D5                            G5    D5 E5
   but he'll love me just the same
                             C5     
   But if you really love me baby
 D5                                 G5     B5 A5 G5
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

   It's a shame when morning hurts, 
   I've seen bad and I've seen worse
   it's the nature of my being
   I took some money from your purse                               
   Now a Frenchman loves to party   
   and I know he's not to blame
   But the way you're lookin' at me baby
   I just can't help but feel the shame
                                     
   I think I'll spend the dogfood money
   but he'll love me just the same
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain