Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail

Never Kissed A Girl

INTRO-CHORUS
 G (320003@1)                   C (x32010@1)      GI (320003@1)never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)      GShe (320003@1)got drunk and cheated on me
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)      GI (320003@1)never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)   GMurder (320003@1)in the first degree

VERSE 1
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)      GI'm (320003@1)hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)        GI (320003@1)keep a steady hand on the gun
G (320003@1)                           C (x32010@1)         GShe'd (320003@1)get all revved up and say "Come on in"
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)   GI'd (320003@1)say "Baby I'm already done"

CHORUS
  C (x32010@1)                   GI (320003@1)never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
D (xx0232@1)                        GShe (320003@1)got drunk and cheated on me
 C (x32010@1)                   GI (320003@1)never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)  GMurder (320003@1)in the first degree

VERSE 2      
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life

VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes