Dumb Ways to Die ? Tangerine Kitty

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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that?s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

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  C   C/B   Am   Em
Dumb ways to die
  F   ---   G    F
So many dumb ways to die
  C   C/B   Am   Em
Dumb ways to die 
     F       G       
So many dumb ways to die
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Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

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Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer?s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

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Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
(Pause)
'I wonder what this red button will do' (Dont Play on this line)

CHORUS

F       G       C       Am      F     G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
C       Am      F       G       C     
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F            G              C        Am  
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F            G              C        Am  
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F            G              C        Am  
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F            G              C        F  
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 

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     C       G      Am
The dumbest ways to die

     F      G        Am
The dumbest ways to die
C      G        Am
Dumbest ways to die
F
So many dumb
G                     C
So many dumb ways to die