Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out) Intro: (Barre) Em Dm (power chord) C G G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (Done quickly) I used to be a dead guy G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (done quickly Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi Em (022000@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)I've got lots of news for you Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I've got a long list of things to do G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (Done quickly) I used to dwell on the present G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (Done quickly) I used to be so Hesitant Em (022000@1) DBut (xx0232@1)now I've got my whole life to live Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) Cm (staccato) And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G It's like the Gift of the Magi G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G It's like the Gift of the Magi 2! Em (022000@1) DYou (xx0232@1)sold your soul to buy some tits Em (022000@1) DI (xx0232@1)sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G We've gotta get him in the van G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G What if he resists? Em (022000@1) DKick (xx0232@1)him in the back of the fuckin' head Em (022000@1) DPut (xx0232@1)him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G It's a miracle of science, G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G This portrayal of violence Em (022000@1) DIt (xx0232@1)lives inside us all Em (022000@1) Dit (xx0232@1)lives inside our hearts Am (x02210@1) Cm(staccato) (x3101x@1)Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm Play into Who can we blame? G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G The husband divorced his wife G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G after she cut her hair Em (022000@1) Dbecause (xx0232@1)she was way less fuckable Em (022000@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)that's just unforgiveable G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G Moved into a condo G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G and hung out by the POOOL Em (022000@1) DHe (xx0232@1)never wore a bathing suit Em (022000@1) DBecause (xx0232@1)he wanted scope out the talent G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G If god doesn't like ugly G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G He does't like anybody Em (022000@1) DFuck (xx0232@1)god anyway Em (022000@1) DHe's (xx0232@1)osbsolete Am (x02210@1) Cm(staccato) (x3101x@1)My god thinks my jokes are funny Intro There is no one to blame People are just fuckin' mean GO ?SONS?