I haven't done one of these before, but the song just couldn't fucking be any easier... 
so here it is.  E-mail me with corrections or comments:  JairamyTheDreadful@gmail.com
The verse and chorus are the same throughout the song.

F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)          AmThis (x02210@1)patch is pumping poison in my pours
                       GI (320003@1)can't take that much more
       C (x32010@1)         GWhat (320003@1)a poor way to live

F (133211@1)           G (320003@1)               AmAnd (x02210@1)I don't wanna lose my voice when I'm on tour
                          GI'd (320003@1)like to live a little more
           C (x32010@1)            Gand (320003@1)have a little more to give

Chorus:
    F (133211@1)                      GAnd (320003@1)smoking is like hiring a hit man
    C (x32010@1)            Amfor (x02210@1)five dollars a day
       F (133211@1)                      G (320003@1)                   C (x32010@1)   Amand (x02210@1)as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way

(Just continue as before.)

I'm shaking like a junkie
and I'm shivering like a crackhead
I've gotta get this fucking monkey off my back

And I just need to remember
that I can't afford to be a big spender
and this is tobacco and not crack

and smoking is like hiring a hit man
for five dollars a day
and as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way

as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way