C5 
I want a big red nose  I want some floppy shoes 
                              F5 
I want a squirty flower   squirt it on you 
            C5 
Like all the bad clowns do 
G5                         F5            C5 
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun 
G5                  F5                                    C5 
I want to join the circus,   the circus looks like fun 
C5 
I'll sit and work the gate  or I can guess your weight 
                              F5 
I'll even sell the corn dogs  I don't care 
          C5 
As long as I am there 
G5                         F5       C5 
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank 
G5                       F5                               C5 
I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank 
 

C5 
Cause I'm a carney man  I'm a carney man 
C5 
I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man carney man carney man 
 

C5 
The human cannonball  I'll rise above it all 
                            F5                                C5 
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly  Oh god I'm gonna die 
G5                      F5                C5 
I am a carney worker I make two bucks 
G5                       F5                                 C5 
Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks 
 

C5 
Cause I'm a carney man  I'm a carney man 
C5 
I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man  
C5 
You need a corndog I can tell  You need a corn dog I can tell 
C5 
I'm a carney man 
 
 
Notes:  If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage.   
They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time. 
They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more