Intro
Am/F  Bb  Am/F  Bb

Verse 1
(Lucius)

Am/F (102210@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)                Am/F (102210@1)            BbThere (x1333x@1)are so many douche bags in the world
   Am/F (102210@1)    Bb (x1333x@1)                AmYes, (x02210@1)so many douche bags get the girls
       A7/C# (042020@1)        Dm7        G7Who (320001@1)deserve more than absolutely anything
         Dm7      G7That (320001@1)any charm or potion could ever bring
    Bb (x1333x@1)    AmBut (x02210@1)men like that, they have her on a string
               CAnd (x32010@1)they don't care

CHORUS 1

Dm7        Bb (x1333x@1)      F (133211@1)       C/EFor (x3111x@5)there will always be guys like Potter
      Dm7                Bb (x1333x@1)            F (133211@1)      C/ETo (x3111x@5)realise tears in your eyes because he got her
             Dm7           Bb (x1333x@1)            FShe'll (133211@1)never ever know how much you'd have brought her
         C/E (x3111x@5)Bb/DIf (x1033x@1)you'd only done
               C/E (x3111x@5)   Bb/DSomething (x1033x@1)more for the one
                   C/EBack (x3111x@5)when you were young....

{and then there's some talking..}
(blahblahblah.......you play this the same way you played in the intro, it just changes 
keys before it gets to Snape's part)

Am/F  Bb  Am/F  Bb

Gm/Eb Ab  Gm/Eb Ab

VERSE 2
(Snape)

Gm/Eb   Ab (xx1114@1)             Gm/Eb     AbSo (xx1114@1)many assholes in this place
Gm/Eb   Ab (xx1114@1)           Gm/Eb
So many assholes in my face
          G7 (320001@1)           CmWhy (x3101x@1)can't they leave me alone
            F7To (131241@1)love princesses, maids, and queens?
     Cm (x3101x@1)          F7They (131241@1)wouldn't ever be inbetween.....

(Lucius & Snape)
     Cm (x3101x@1)                Gm/Eb
We'd treat them nice and never be mean
             BbAnd (x1333x@1)we would care......

CHORUS 2

Cm7        Ab (xx1114@1)      Eb (x43121@3)      Bb/DBut (x1033x@1)there will always be guys like Potter
                  Cm7               Ab (xx1114@1)               Eb (x43121@3)   
   Bb/D
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
            Cm7            Ab (xx1114@1)             EbHe'll (x43121@3)never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her......

(Lucius)
    Bb/D (x1033x@1)      Ab/C
But now you're alone
        Bb/D (x1033x@1)   Ab/C
Left to pout and moan
               Bb/D (x1033x@1)        Gm/Eb    AbCause (xx1114@1)you were totally........pwned.

Gm/Eb  Ab  Gm/Eb