Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c
All credd goes to him.

Capo on first fret!

Ab7=xx1112
EmMaj7 =021000
A7sus4=x02030
Gsus4=320013
A7=x02020
AmMaj7=x02110
Gadd9=320203
               F (133211@1)   Gsus4 (3x0013@1) G (320003@1)Gadd9 (135211@3)CTake (x32010@1)off your shoes, hang    up your   wings
              F (133211@1)                GStack (320003@1)up the chairs, roll up the rug
          E7 (020130@1)           AmSavor (x02210@1)the things that sobriety brings
D7    D7sus4  D7  D7sus2  D7  (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F 
the D string...)
Drain   in    the  last  from a jug

     C (x32010@1)           G7 (320001@1)               C (x32010@1)               G7But (320001@1)when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do
       C (x32010@1)               G7 (320001@1)            C (x32010@1)                C7'Cause (x32310@1)something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
F (133211@1)        Ab7 (xx1112@1)    C (x32010@1)E7 (020130@1)   AmI (x02210@1)can't resist you, I  can't  wait
   D7 (xx0212@1)                              G7To (320001@1)twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate


C (x32010@1)            G7 (320001@1)              C (x32010@1)               G7Beat (320001@1)me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall
        C (x32010@1)            G7 (320001@1)          C (x32010@1)      C7There's (x32310@1)nothing I love better than a free for all
   F (133211@1)              Ab7 (xx1112@1)              C (x32010@1) E7 (020130@1)AmTo (x02210@1)take your pretty neck and see which way it  bends
    D7 (xx0212@1)                        G7But (320001@1)when it is all over we will still be friends


Am (x02210@1)   AmMaj7 G7 (320001@1)  Am (x02210@1)         G7Wave (320001@1)a white  flag, put away the pistol
Am (x02210@1)     G7 (320001@1)        C (x32010@1)       C7Too (x32310@1)many people just can't get kissed
               F (133211@1)           Ab7 (xx1112@1)        A7sus4 (002033@1)A7But (x02020@1)if there's nothin' I can do to make amends,   baby
Dm (xx0231@1)          Gsus4 (3x0013@1)name="chord_320003@1">G  C (x32010@1) C7Hope (x32310@1)you don't mur-der me


           Am (x02210@1)AmMaj7            AmAmMaj7 (x02210@1)Oh, was it all right, or was it  o--kay
             Am (x02210@1)      E7 (020130@1)Am (x02210@1)C7I'll (x32310@1)make it all up to you someday
            Dm (xx0231@1)           E7 (020130@1)       AmOh, (x02210@1)but you didn't have to laugh that way
            D7 (xx0212@1)                      G (320003@1)   G7Oh, (320001@1)no, you didn't have to laugh that way


Am (x02210@1)   AmMaj7 G7 (320001@1)  Am (x02210@1)         G7Wave (320001@1)a white  flag, put away the pistol
Am (x02210@1)     G7 (320001@1)        C (x32010@1)       C7Too (x32310@1)many people just can't get kissed
               F (133211@1)           Ab7 (xx1112@1)        A7sus4 (002033@1)A7But (x02020@1)if there's nothin' I can do to make amends,   baby
Dm (xx0231@1)          Gsus4 (3x0013@1)name="chord_320003@1">G  CHope (x32010@1)you don't mur-der me
     A7 (x02020@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)           Gsus4 (3x0013@1)name="chord_320003@1">G   CGee, (x32010@1)baby, hope you don't mur---der me