This is finally the (kinda) right way to play it!

This is the original album version which is in Bb. For the later live ones, 
just go down two steps.



Intro, verses, chorus goes something like this;

e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|---8-8-8-8----8-8-8----8-8-8-8----6-------|
A|---6-6-8-8----8-6-8----6-6-8-8----6-4-6---|
E|---6-6-6-6----6-6-6----6-6-6-6----4-4-6---|

At the end of the choruses "I'm just standing here selling everything"

e|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|------6-8-------------|
D|--8-8-6-8-8-----------|
A|--8-6-4-6-8-----------|
E|--6-6-----6-----------|

And then the bridge which just goes like;


  F#                         Fm
"Checkin' everything is in place
           D#
You never know whos looking on
C#               B                  Bb
The perfect body, with the perfect face"

   F#  Fm  D#     C#   B   Bb
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|----------8------6---4-------------|
D|--4---3---8------6---4---8---------|
A|--4---3---6------4---2---8---------|
E|--2---1------------------6---------|