Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit    http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: For What Is Chatteris...
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed


INTRO

RIFF A


       G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)   Dauge|--------3---3-3------------------------------------------------| (x5433x@1)B|--------3---3-3------3-----3--3-3-3----------------------------|
G|--------0---0-0------2-----3--3-3-3----------------------------|
D|--------0------------0-----0--0-0-0----------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----3----------------------------------------------------------|

Rpt x3

VERSE 1

GOne (320003@1)way system, smooth and commendable

DGo (xx0232@1)by bus, they're highly dependable

    CThe (x32010@1)swings in the park for the kids have won awards

Am (x02210@1)                 DThe (xx0232@1)clean streets, acknowledged in the Lords

GBut (320003@1)what's a park if you can't see a linnet

EmA (022000@1)timetable if your journey's infinite

AmMy (x02210@1)bag's packed and I'm leaving in a minute

DFor (xx0232@1)what is Chatteris without you in it?

Riff A x2


VERSE 2

GCar (320003@1)crime's low, the gun crime's lower

DThe (xx0232@1)town hall band's CD, it's a grower

    CYou (x32010@1)never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce

Am (x02210@1)                          DAlthough (xx0232@1)there was a drive by shouting once

GBut (320003@1)there's a brass band everywhere

EmAnd (022000@1)I don't drive, so I don't care

         AmAnd (x02210@1)as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square

DWhat's (xx0232@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

Em - C - G - D - Daug
Em - C - G - D - Daug

Riff A x2

MIDDLE 4

       GLike (320003@1)a game-bird reserve short on pheasants

EmWeavers' (022000@1)cottages devoid of tenants

  AmA (x02210@1)market town that lacks quintessence

DThat's (xx0232@1)Chatteris without your presence 


VERSE 3

GThree (320003@1)good butchers, two fine chandlers

   DAn (xx0232@1)indoor pool and a first class cake shop

COFSTED (x32010@1)plaudits, envy of the fens

Am (x02210@1)              DPrick (xx0232@1)barriers at both ends

GBut (320003@1)what's Chatteris if you're not there?

EmWhat's (022000@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

AmWhat's (x02210@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

DWhat's (xx0232@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

GWhat's (320003@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

EWhat's (022100@1)Chatteris if you're not there?

  Am (x02210@1)              D (xx0232@1)        G- (320003@1)D- (xx0232@1)G- (320003@1)D- (xx0232@1)G- (320003@1)D- (xx0232@1)G- (320003@1)D/F#- (200232@1)GI (320003@1)may as well be in Ely or St. Ives