DDD G(no (320003@1)chord)              DDD G(no (320003@1)chord)           DDD
    Assorted nautical jigsaws,    horticultural sideshows
C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1) 
Another castle by Edward the First
C (x32010@1)                    GAnother (320003@1)manor house supposedly cursed
Am (x02210@1)                     DDon't (xx0232@1)they realise we're easily pleased
Am (x02210@1)                          D (xx0232@1)                         G (320003@1)       DDon't (xx0232@1)they know that all they really got to do is give us bubblewrap
        G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       EmGive (022000@1)us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
              Am (x02210@1)             DAnd (xx0232@1)stick the Apple Mac in the car park.

DDD G(no (320003@1)chord)           DDD G(no (320003@1)chord)           DDD
    Take a typical warlord;    psychological nightmare
C (x32010@1)                GThe (320003@1)inhumanity, oppression and greed
    C (x32010@1)                   GThe (320003@1)stiff missionary, the porcine feed
Am (x02210@1)            DMegalomaniacal, (xx0232@1)loaded for bear
Am (x02210@1)                         D (xx0232@1)                         G (320003@1)       DI (xx0232@1)think your diplomat should get over there and give him bubblewrap
         G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)        EmGive (022000@1)him bubblewrap, give him bubblewrap
             Am (x02210@1)          DAnd (xx0232@1)tell him baccarat is illegal.

Em (022000@1)                 C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)                   D7Millwall (xx0212@1)Friday afternoon, so much so for Brig O'Doon
   G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)       DOh (xx0232@1)sing song, ping pong, fish fry, whist drive
Am (x02210@1)                     D (xx0232@1)                           G (320003@1)       DNurse (xx0232@1)just throw another log upon the fire and give us bubblewrap
        G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       GGive (320003@1)us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
             D (xx0232@1)                       EmDouble (022000@1)wrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise
               C (x32010@1)                           DDD GDinner (320003@1)queues, Bladder News, innertubes.