Intro:
C (x32010@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Am (x02210@1)name="chord_133211@1">F D7 (xx0212@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Am (x02210@1)name="chord_133211@1">F D7 (xx0212@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
C (x32010@1)           E (022100@1) F (133211@1)                    GBeware (320003@1)of the man who only shows you the best bits
C (x32010@1)           E (022100@1)  F (133211@1)                GBeware (320003@1)of the band who type out their set lists
Am (x02210@1)                        GSometimes (320003@1)instead of Arthur Lee
Am (x02210@1)                        GI'd (320003@1)much prefer some Arthur Lowe
C (x32010@1)                EAnd (022100@1)with you by my side
F (133211@1)               GI (320003@1)would aspire to ascend
C (x32010@1)                     ESuch (022100@1)heights where we'd find
F (133211@1)                      GTears (320003@1)and laughter cease to matter
Am (x02210@1)                        GAnd (320003@1)we'd be pleasantly surprised
Am (x02210@1)          D7 (xx0212@1)  GBy (320003@1)our annual water bill

C (x32010@1)               E (022100@1)        Am (x02210@1)     FI'm (133211@1)an early 'til late, indispensable mate
       D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1)      COf (x32010@1)the bloke who does the PA
C (x32010@1)             E (022100@1)         Am (x02210@1)       FI (133211@1)can lend or offend, I can mend and befriend
     D7 (xx0212@1)        G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)
As I help to set up the PA
     D7 (xx0212@1)        G (320003@1)    CAs (x32010@1)I help to set up the PA

C (x32010@1)                  EI (022100@1)found myself being sued
F (133211@1)                 GBy (320003@1)the firm Moore O'Ferrall
C (x32010@1)                EI'd (022100@1)sprayed a graffito onto
F (133211@1)          GOne (320003@1)of their hoardings
Am (x02210@1)                   G (320003@1)It was for Monsters of Rock
Am (x02210@1)                               D7 (xx0212@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
And I'd sprayed "In Church Hall if wet"

C (x32010@1)                  EThey (022100@1)were sealing my fate
Am (x02210@1)                   FWhen (133211@1)I said "But I'm a mate
       D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1)      COf (x32010@1)the bloke who does the PA"
C (x32010@1)           E (022100@1)            Am (x02210@1)      FAnd (133211@1)the magistrate, he was a mate of a mate
       D7 (xx0212@1)           G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)
Of the bloke who sets up the PA
       D7 (xx0212@1)           G (320003@1)    COf (x32010@1)the bloke who sets up the PA
So throw it out of court

Middle eight:
C E F G
C E F G
Am G Am D7 G
C (x32010@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Am (x02210@1)name="chord_133211@1">F D7 (xx0212@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Am (x02210@1)name="chord_133211@1">F D7 (xx0212@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
      GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke
GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke

CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
      GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke
GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke

CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
      GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke
GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke

CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
CI'm (x32010@1)a mate of the bloke
      GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke
GI'm (320003@1)a mate of the bloke

C (x32010@1)                        C7I'm (x32310@1)lost without an inside pocket
     C (x32010@1)                   GI'm (320003@1)lost without an inside pocket
C (x32010@1)    E (022100@1)         Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1) D7I (xx0212@1)can find my way home from Sierra Leone
        D7 (xx0212@1)            G (320003@1)    CBut (x32010@1)I'm lost without an inside pocket
    D7 (xx0212@1)            G (320003@1)    CI'm (x32010@1)lost without an inside pocket
    D7 (xx0212@1)            G (320003@1)    CI'm (x32010@1)lost without an inside pocket


Thanks to oily_stage for his submission which got me started - I think this
is a bit more complete.
The only thing I'm missing is the chord played quickly between "Of the bloke
who does the PA" and its repeat, but you can play the song without it.  Let
me know if you can figure out what the chord is!