Half man half biscuit
restless legs


CHere (x32010@1)she lies in the fleecy gown
F (133211@1)          AB
by my side in the eiderdown
C (x32010@1)                  AM
but she can't get a ticket to morning town

cause I have restless legs


CBoring (x32010@1)though this film may be
F (133211@1)          AB
Slumber still won't visit thee
C (x32010@1)                  AM
so long as you stay next to me
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cfor (x32010@1)I have restless legs

CMilky (x32010@1)drink and sudafed
F (133211@1)          AB
that should sort you out she said
C (x32010@1)                  AM
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cpraise (x32010@1)these restless legs

CHomeopathic (x32010@1)cures I sort
F (133211@1)          AB
all in all its come to nought
C (x32010@1)                  AM
I wish it was some astronaut
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cwho (x32010@1)had these restless legs


4 o 6 and I'm wide awake
F (133211@1)          AB
and uncontrollable urge to take
C (x32010@1)                  AM
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cjust (x32010@1)to stretch these restless legs


CNo (x32010@1)sympathy from Uncle Greg
F (133211@1)          AB
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
C (x32010@1)                  AM
but thank god I'm not Jake the peg
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cwith (x32010@1)a extra restless leg

CSo (x32010@1)come the day when I don't exist
F (133211@1)          AB
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
C (x32010@1)                  AM
don't go botherin' the exorcist
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cits (x32010@1)just my restless legs


F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             Cits (x32010@1)just my restless legs