AToday (x02220@1)I saw her brother, he said she's with another

They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
    DAnd (xx0232@1)so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather

And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
    AAnd (x02220@1)maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
   DIt (xx0232@1)came on all torrential and therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.

A (x02220@1)                   DBroadstairs, (xx0232@1)she's in Broadstairs
         A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)          AShe's (x02220@1)in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.

AApparently (x02220@1)she's seeing a bloke who used to be in

Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
  DI (xx0232@1)couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.

Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
    AI'm (x02220@1)on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
  DI (xx0232@1)tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.

A (x02220@1)                   DBroadstairs, (xx0232@1)she's in Broadstairs
         A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)           AShe's (x02220@1)in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.