A (x02220@1)                            EYou (022100@1)may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently
      D (xx0232@1)                                       A (x02220@1)             EThose (022100@1)corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again.
     A (x02220@1)                    ESay, (022100@1)hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture
D (xx0232@1)                                       A (x02220@1)                  ENow (022100@1)we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know.
A (x02220@1)                                       EThem's (022100@1)the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
                     D (xx0232@1)                                 A (x02220@1) EThem's (022100@1)the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
          A (x02220@1)             
Well I'll not sit backwards on the train 
        EI (022100@1)can't say I'll always flush the chain
         D (xx0232@1)                                A (x02220@1)                   EAnd (022100@1)what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests.
A (x02220@1)                          EPrepare (022100@1)to lose your dignity as I ride to victory
D (xx0232@1)                              A (x02220@1)             EDown (022100@1)the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all.
Bb (x1333x@1)               Gm (355333@1)           C (x32010@1) DAncient (xx0232@1)pack horse bridges we'll avoid
Eb (x43121@3)      Cm (x3101x@1)                DMarajuana (xx0232@1)bores must be destroyed.
A (x02220@1)                                EBin (022100@1)men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus
D (xx0232@1)                                     A (x02220@1)               EEgg (022100@1)sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there.
A (x02220@1)                         ENo (022100@1)way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent
D (xx0232@1)                                              A (x02220@1)         EIt (022100@1)makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band.
A (x02220@1)                                       EThem's (022100@1)the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
                     D (xx0232@1)                                 A (x02220@1)  EThem's (022100@1)the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
   AOh (x02220@1)Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot
ESheepskin (022100@1)noseband, kids in Aldershot
D (xx0232@1)                                         A (x02220@1)                 EYou (022100@1)point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"
A (x02220@1)                                       EThem's (022100@1)the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries
                    D (xx0232@1)                                        A (x02220@1)EThem's (022100@1)the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you
    A (x02220@1)  E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)    A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)AFor (x02220@1)you,   for you,   for you.