SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats [spoken] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat CThe (x32010@1)greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! And we all say: F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)Bb/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)Bb/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! F (133211@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)He is quiet, he is small, he is black Bb (x1333x@1) - F- (133211@1)From his ears to the tip of his tail F (133211@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)He can creep through the tiniest crack Bb (x1333x@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)He can walk on the narrowest rail Bb (x1333x@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)He can pick any card from a pack C# (x43121@1) - F- (133211@1)He is equally cunning with dice Bb (x1333x@1) - F- (133211@1)He is always decieving you into believing Eb (x43121@3) - C7 (x32310@1)That he's only hunting for mice C7He (x32310@1)can play any trick with a cork C7Or (x32310@1)a spoon and a bit of fish paste C7If (x32310@1)you look for a knife or a fork C7- (x32310@1)And you think it is merely misplaced CYou (x32010@1)have seen it one moment, and then it is gone! C7But (x32310@1)you find it next week lying out on the lawn! And we all say: F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)Bb/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)Bb/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! F (133211@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)His manner is vague and aloof Bb (x1333x@1) - F- (133211@1)You would think there was nobody shyer F (133211@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)But his voice has been heard on the roof Bb (x1333x@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)When he was curled up by the fire Bb (x1333x@1) - Ab- (xx1114@1)And he's sometimes been heard by the fire C# (x43121@1) - F- (133211@1)When he was about on the roof Bb (x1333x@1) - F- (133211@1)(At least we all heard that somebody purred) Eb (x43121@3) - C7Which (x32310@1)is incontestable proof C7Of (x32310@1)his singular magical powers C7And (x32310@1)I've known the family to call C7Him (x32310@1)in from the garden for hours C7- (x32310@1)When he was asleep in the hall CAnd (x32010@1)not long ago this phenomenal cat C7Produced (x32310@1)seven kittens right out of a hat! And we all say: F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)Bb/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! F (133211@1) - C/E (x3111x@5) - Gm7 - Oh! Well I never! Was there ever C7 (x32310@1) - F (133211@1) - F/A (x03211@1) - Bb- (x1333x@1)DmA (xx0231@1)cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees! Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Presto!
