Em G Em
Oh, did you see him standing in the street
G Em
Hmmm , he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before
G Em G Em
He's running round with all the boys, oh thats him , hmmm , big thighs
G Em G Em
Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc,
G Em G EmGEmGEm
When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy
G Em G Em
She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born
G Em G Em
She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes
A G A7 Em A G A7 Em
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy
G Em G Em
Oh look at him , inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine
G Em G Em
Listen, it's got to go, I want him in my arms to stay
G Em G Em
Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone
G Em
But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old
G Em
's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold
A G A7 Em A G A7 Em
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy
G Em G Em G Em G Em
G Em G Em
Mercy, mercy, mercy me, I'm so scared, please comfort me
G Em G Em
I don't wanna be, your banshee boy, baying like the hounds of Troy
A G A7 Em A G A7 Em
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy
G Em G Em
Standing there from under the lights, your eyes shining bright
G Em G Em
I want you all of the time, fill me with awe, all of the time
G Em G Em
Lubricate me, don't hate me
Note: The trick to this song is to strike the F# note on the bass E string
when transitioning between Em & G chords. The point at which this
occurs is indicated with a ' | ' . Not sure of all the lyrics!