E5  G5                                  E5    
Oh,    did you see him standing in the street 
 G5                            E5    
Hmmm , he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before  
                        G5                       E5    G5           E5
He's running round with all the boys,  oh thats him ,  hmmm ,    big thighs

       G5             E5           G5         E5    
Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc, 
          G5                   E5            G5            EmGEmGE5   
When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy

           G5                 E5           G5               E5   
She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born
         G5                  E5           G5                E5         
She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes
A5    G5            A5   E5           A5    G5            A5   E5        
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

           G5            E5               G5                     E5    
Oh look at him , inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine 
        G5         E5                   G5       E5 
Listen, it's got to go,  I want him in my arms to stay

        G5           E5            G5           E5    
Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone 
         G5                               E5   
But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old
              G5                               E5    
's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold
A5    G5            A5   E5           A5    G5            A5   E5          
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy
 G5  E5  G5  E5   G5  E5  G5  E5

       G5          E5           G5                   E5     
Mercy, mercy, mercy me,  I'm so scared, please comfort me  
        G5                      E5          G5                 E5   
I don't wanna be,  your banshee boy,  baying like the hounds of Troy
A5    G5            A5   E5           A5    G5            A5   E5
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

          G5                  E5           G5            E5     
Standing there from under the lights,  your eyes shining bright  
       G5             E5                 G5              E5    
I want you all of the time,  fill me with awe, all of the time  
     G5             E5            G5       E5
Lubricate me, don't hate me

Note:  The trick to this song is to strike the F# note on the bass E string
       when transitioning between Em & G chords.  The point at which this
       occurs is indicated with a ' | ' .    Not sure of all the lyrics!