unveiled at the 2010 VMA's tabbed it when I first heard it

Chords:
      E     Ab     C#m   A
e-----7-----4-----4-----5--------------------|
B-----9-----4-----5-----5--------------------|
G-----9-----5-----6-----6--------------------|
D-----9-----6-----6-----7--------------------|
A-----7-----6-----4-----7--------------------|
E-----------4-----------5--------------------|

E
Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes,

Ab
Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know

C#m
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs, That'll never take work off

A
Baby, I got a plan, Run away fast as you can

tah dah

P.S. theres a version on Youtube that is slowed down to where its half a step down (Eb G 
Cm Ab). Its not the real version so keep that in mind if you playing along with Youtube.