A                            D
I will never bring you water when you're thirsting in our bed.
A                                         D
You know I understand drymouthedness, and I sympathize instead.
A                             D
And if you take me back again, I won't be such a slob.
A                              D
I'd even trade my sneakers in for a part time job.
E         A
My Gloria, my Gloria.
E         A
Gloria, my my Gloria.

A                        D
I know that you're angry, and you probably want me dead.
A                                          D
And I know screwing is for carpenters, so let's make love instead.
A                              D
And I know I'll get it wrong, so forgive me in advance.
E      A
Gloria, Gloria.
E       A
Gloria, my Gloria.