Intro

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I have been smashed again 
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With the men from the
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Old Valhalla Road Crematorium 
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Boring men with the same old patter 

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I am a simple man 
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Not much to gain or lose 
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And I don't know why I held out
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So long for me and you 

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Until he drew 
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A swallow on my neck 
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And more, I will not say 
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He drew 
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A swallow, deep and blue 
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And soon, everyone knew 


And so on...