Intro 2x: E5  C5  D5

E5                      C5
Were you and he Lovers ?
C5                          D5                  C5
And would you say so if you were ?
 C5             E5
On a forecourt
           C5
On a Friday
 C5
Passing my way
D5        C5
Oh...

( E5  C5  D5 ) (2x)

E5                      C5
Were you and he Lovers ?
C5                D5                                   C5
And if you were, then say that you were!
 C5             E5
On a groundsheet
           C5
Under canvas
           C5
With your tent-flap
D5          C5
open wide

( E5  C5  D5 ) (2x)

E5                      C5
A note upon his desk
C5                D5                                   C5
"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
C5             E5                        C5
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
C5
-Oh!-
    D5                                   C5
Is THAT the best you can do ?
E5                    C5
So came his reply :
C5                 D5                            C5
"But on the desk is where I want you!"

C5     E5                            C5
So I ask (even though I know, oh):

D5
Were you and he lovers?

( E5  C5  D5 ) (2x)