Tabbed by: JohnnySZS Ongoing Theme 1: First Later e | ---------------- | | ------------------ | B | ---------------- | | ---3---2---3------ | G | ----0-------0--- | | ------------------ | D | --------4------- | | 0----------------- | A | ---------------- | | ------------------ | E | 3--------------- | | ------------------ | Ongoing Theme 2: e | --------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3------------------------------------- | B | 0---3---------3---------3--------------3---------------------------------- | G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | D | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Intro: G Verse 1: G 911 what's your emergency? I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally Do your have some bacon (bacon?) Bacon, That's right I have bacon left over from dinner last night Rub some bacon on it. What? On your hand just do it Rub some bacon on it D That's all there is to it? Verse 2: G What if I dropped my phone? Rub some bacon on it G or encounter my clone? Rub some bacon on it G I get mononucleosis Rub some bacon on it G My nude pics get posted Chorus: G Rub some bacon on it C Rub some bacon on it G Rub some bacon on it D7 Yeah Verse 3: G My home gets foreclosed Rub some bacon on it G My cat explodes Rub some bacon on it G I wake up in a trunk Rub some bacon on it G My friend goes steampunk Rub some bacon on it G I meet real pirates Rub some bacon on it G There's an akward silence G I say something unintentionally racist Rub some bacon on it G I'm a adult with braces Rub some bacon on it G I can't swim Rub some bacon on it G I'm visited by Mr. Timn Chorus: G Rub some bacon on it C Rub some bacon on it G Rub some bacon on it D7 Yeah G C G D Verse 4: Bacon hotline, What's your problem? G What if I feed the troll? Rub some bacon on it G I'm attacked by a narwhal Rub some bacon on it G The apocalypse started Rub some bacon on it G I think I might have sharted Chorus: G Rub some bacon on it C Rub some bacon on it G Rub some bacon on it D7 Yeah Outro: G
