Tabbed by: JohnnySZS Ongoing Theme 1: First Later e | ---------------- | | ------------------ | B | ---------------- | | ---3---2---3------ | G | ----0-------0--- | | ------------------ | D | --------4------- | | 0----------------- | A | ---------------- | | ------------------ | E | 3--------------- | | ------------------ | Ongoing Theme 2: e | --------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3------------------------------------- | B | 0---3---------3---------3--------------3---------------------------------- | G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | D | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Intro: G5 Verse 1: G5 911 what's your emergency? I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally Do your have some bacon (bacon?) Bacon, That's right I have bacon left over from dinner last night Rub some bacon on it. What? On your hand just do it Rub some bacon on it D5 That's all there is to it? Verse 2: G5 What if I dropped my phone? Rub some bacon on it G5 or encounter my clone? Rub some bacon on it G5 I get mononucleosis Rub some bacon on it G5 My nude pics get posted Chorus: G5 Rub some bacon on it C5 Rub some bacon on it G5 Rub some bacon on it D5 Yeah Verse 3: G5 My home gets foreclosed Rub some bacon on it G5 My cat explodes Rub some bacon on it G5 I wake up in a trunk Rub some bacon on it G5 My friend goes steampunk Rub some bacon on it G5 I meet real pirates Rub some bacon on it G5 There's an akward silence G5 I say something unintentionally racist Rub some bacon on it G5 I'm a adult with braces Rub some bacon on it G5 I can't swim Rub some bacon on it G5 I'm visited by Mr. Timn Chorus: G5 Rub some bacon on it C5 Rub some bacon on it G5 Rub some bacon on it D5 Yeah G5 C5 G5 D5 Verse 4: Bacon hotline, What's your problem? G5 What if I feed the troll? Rub some bacon on it G5 I'm attacked by a narwhal Rub some bacon on it G5 The apocalypse started Rub some bacon on it G5 I think I might have sharted Chorus: G5 Rub some bacon on it C5 Rub some bacon on it G5 Rub some bacon on it D5 Yeah Outro: G5
