Capo : 3 A It's not easy having yourself a good time Dm Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter A Fuck and kiss you both at the same time Dm Smells-like something I've forgotten Curled up died and now it's rotten E I'm not a gangster tonight F Don't want to be a bad guy E I'm just a loner baby F And now you're gotten in my way C I can't decide E7 Whether you should live or die Am Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry C No wonder why My heart feels dead inside E7 Am It's cold and hard and petrified F Am Lock the doors and close the blinds F G C We're going for a ride A It's a bitch convincing people to like you Dm If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter A Pleasing everyone isn't like you Dm Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled E I've got to hand it to you F You've played by all the same rules E It takes the truth to fool me F And now you've made me angry C I can't decide E7 Whether you should live or die Am Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry C No wonder why My heart feels dead inside E7 Am It's cold and hard and petrified F Am Lock the doors and close the blinds F G C We're going for a ride G E7 Oh I could throw you in the lake Am Or feed you poisoned birthday cake G C I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone E7 Oh I could bury you alive Am But you might crawl out with a knife Dm And kill me when I'm sleeping G That's why C I can't decide E7 Whether you should live or die Am Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry C No wonder why My heart feels dead inside E7 Am It's cold and hard and petrified F Am Lock the doors and close the blinds F G C G C We're going for a ride Outro : C E7 Am F (x2)
