Here it is:

D5
A letter to you on a cassette
Bb5
'cause we don't write anymore
D5
gotta make it up quickly - 
Bb5
there's people asleep on the second floor
 
 
G5              A5          Bb5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
G5            A5                D5
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.
 
D5   Bb5   D5   Bb5
 
          D5             
You'll be walking your dog in a few hours
Bb5
I'll be asleep in my brother's house
D5
You're a thousand miles away 
     Bb5
with food between your teeth
G5          A5                 Bb5
Come up for summer, I've got a place near the beach
G5                       A5   D5
There's room for your dog
 
G5              A5          Bb5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
G5            A5                D5
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.


D5   Bb5   D5   Bb5
 
G5              A5          Bb5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
G5            A5                D5
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.
G5              A5          Bb5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
              G5             A5                       D5
Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom , and a bottle of pills
 
G5  A5  D5
 
G5              A5          D5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
G5             A5         D5
You shouldn't leave me alone
G5              A5          D5
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
      G5                A5             D5
Bare feet like a tomboy, and a crooked smile
 
              G5                   A5          D5              
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom , red hair, no hair, innocence, 
    G5    A5              D5
Saturday, and a picture of you
G5          A5              D5
A letter to you on a cassette
G5            A5         Bb5
You shouldn't leave me alone
 
G5                  A5                      D5
Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day
       G5                       A5                 D5
with a gun-totin' trigger-happy trannie named Kinky Renee
      G5                         A5
Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings
     D5
for masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
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while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all 
D5                                          G5
aquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors
A5             D5
and a dash of loneliness
        G5     A5            D5
There's no aphrodisiac quite like it 
 
              G5              A5              D5              
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom , red hair, no hair, innocence, 
       G5  A5               D5
impunity, and a picture of you
        G5         A5
I got a video setup me love you short time
D5
she pay me suck his finger with some fine wine
G5     A5       D5
and a dash of loneliness
 
              G5              A5              D5              
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom , red hair, no hair, innocence, 
           G5           A5             D5
awkwardness, impunity, and a picture of you.

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