Will Hoge - Not That Cool
Album: Black Bird on a Lonely Wire
website: www.willhoge.com
Questions? E-mail natfrank@comcast.net

VERSE 1: (strum each chord once)
D		  A      Bm7      G	              D         A              
Excuse me, Do you have the time? ‘Cause I’ve been here waiting
        Bm7           G	           D        A
since a quarter after nine. And it is not true love 
		Bm7			 G	         D               A
that I’m hoping I will find. No the truth is that I just don’t want to
   A		  D
be alone tonight.

VERSE 2
(Listen and strum chords accordingly)
D                A		         Bm7            G
My how your eyes sparkle. Have you heard that one before?
              D              A               Bm7               G
'Cause if you have don't you worry I know at least one million more.
         D              A               Bm7                G
Like the one about your father stealing stars out of the sky,
         D                      A                     
And if I could buy you just one more drink, I think I'd have the strength to tell these lies.

PRE-CHORUS
G           Bm		                   G          Bm
And it must feel so fine to get what you want every time.
E                           A
I would if I were more like James Dean.

CHORUS: (listen for strumming)
G            D 				   G       D                 G
Then I could walk right up to you and say “Hello how do you do?”
F#M        Bm7       Bm        A
Then you'd come back home with me,
             D                 G	         D                 A 
But I'm just not that cool you see, I’m just not that cool you see.

So for now I'll just sit here and wait alone, and hope that maybe you'll say hello, as the night just creeps along.
And I don't want to know about the clothes you wear.
I want to see you in the morning with the sunlight through your hair.

PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS

SOLO: DISTORTION (Not 100%, but *** close)

SOLO:
E---------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------
G--7777--1111--9999--12-12--11111111-16-16/14-14/12-12/1111/9-9-
D--7777--1111--9999--12-12--11111111-16-16/14-14/12-12/1111/9-9-
A--5555--9-9---7777--10-10--9-9-9-9--14-14/12-12/10-10/9-9//7-7-
E---------------------------------------------------------------

E---------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------|
G-7777-99-6666-77/6--44444444-----------------|
D-7777-99-6666-77/6--44444444--4/5555--7777---|
A-5555-77-4444-55/4--22222222--4/5555--7777---|
E------------------------------2/3333--5555---|

E---------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------
G--7777--1111--9999--12-12--11111111-16-16/14-14/12-12/1111/9-9-
D--7777--1111--9999--12-12--11111111-16-16/14-14/12-12/1111/9-9-
A--5555--9-9---7777--10-10--9-9-9-9--14-14/12-12/10-10/9-9//7-7-
E---------------------------------------------------------------

E---------------------------------|
B---------------------------------|
G-11111111-12-12-9999--6~-4--2~~--|
D-11111111-12-12-9999--6~-4--2~~--|
A-9-9-9-9--10-10-7777--4~-2--0~~--|
E---------------------------------|

PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS

D		  A		Bm7
Excuse me, do you have the time?